me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

steampunktendencies:

Sculpture by Igor Verniy http://goo.gl/wPjYJJ

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ladystilts:

I want to be single but I also want someone with a penis (or vagina, or both, or neither) who I feel comfortable with to hangout with me all the time and drink too much alcohol with and stay in bed and laugh at dumb things together and then go to bars and have inside jokes with them and then also have brunch with and sex on tap and ugh.

thedarknessafterthesun:

My edit, Death is a promise.

Frankenstein Skull.

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